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Xmas (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Why is Santa Claus on the list
kainim (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009)
WHY IS WICKED BABY KILLING W**RES on the list???? btw how does HE/SHE know you'll burn in a lake of FIRE?? maybe hell has lollypops and candy as much as you want, MAYBE hell is the fun place where it's warm and cozy, one big giant disco with pretty women and heavin is cold (it IS high up in the sky you know, pretty cold out there) but you have a beautiful sight on the world and the sky maybe it's just 2 places and you can choose what you wanna do ^^
The Dunkin' (Wednesday, 8 Jul 2009)
Maybe you're an idiot.
Timandros (Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009)
Why Santa Claus is on the list, and I bet there is no reference in the Bible to the Santa Clause, as (whoever owns/ has written to the van)claims. Time to read Psalm 5:5 and John 5:4.2 and the is no way there is Santa Claus mentioned.
HolierThanThou (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
There's a special place in the dirt (approx 6 ft below ground level) for these a***oles when they die.
Funkmaster Flex (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Imagine pullin' up to the night club in that?! Dem hoes would be ALL over you...
user (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
GOD HATES YOU -> muslim? SINNER looks like anti-Semyte van...
Jareth (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
wow, if being in heaven means im with guys like him, i'll have one serve of adultery with the lustful thoughts finished off with the lake of fire, thanks
awwwwwwboi (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Yeah why is santa on the list ? WTF?
ehem (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
This is a lie. I dont hate these guys.
wee willie winkie (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Is this that jerkoff Fred Phelps and his clan? F**k you, Fred - you will end up in the Ninth Circle in the burning lake of pitch. I'll honk the horn and wave as I drive by.
Tard (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
God hates nobody.
Repent (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
I have yet to see a fossil of this "god" or his offspring "Jesus". Only man can worship another man and falsly call him a God.
Jimboom (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Well if the bible is truly the word of god and not some crazy Male Chauvinist, shellfish hating guy/guys then the bigots are just as f***ed as the rest of us.
Heather (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
I'm not sure what crazy bible that dude has been reading, but God doesn't hate. The whole message of that van goes against all the values Christ taught. I sure hope this person doesn't call themselves a Christian.
John (Sunday, 21 Jun 2009)
Ohhh, but he does. Sooooo many christians are totally f-ed out of their head. I'm lutherian by location, but I must say that fanatic christians scare me more then fanatic muslims.
lea (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
These are the kind of people who make me glad I don't follow a religion.
hater (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
at least they got one right - KKK
Eggbert (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
Phew, I'm glad to know that god doesn't hate regular baby killing w****s
J (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
The ironic thing though is that under the "All Liars" group are christians. Their life is a lie. Jesus was a woman.
gestop (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
what did sorcerers ever do to you? i think this is a vehicle keying experiment.
3mptylord (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
We all end up in the ground... whether we are put their or our ashes eventually find there way there. If we were suppose to go to heaven they would fire our bodies out of cannons... I don't see how sticking us 6ft under makes it easy for our soul to find it's way out - must probably head the wrong way anyway! ;)
senseless_guy (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
All you guys got the point of this picture. Can't you see the ghostly silhouette on the left!?!?!?!!?! It must be Jesus!!! IT'S A SIGN, REPENT SINNERS!!!!!!! pfft...
God (Thursday, 18 Jun 2009) Reply
I hate the guy who owns this van. Really wish he'd quit trying to associate with me.
god (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
God hates everybody
apatheist (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
There's that good, loving Christian mentality hard at work.
Pinoccio (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Oh no! not the lake of FIRE!
Moon (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Lake of Fire?? Is that Lake Erie??
Wh*remonger (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Hey dick, leave me outta this.
KJ (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Why does that nut hate the KKK? The Klan takes much of their bigoted crap directly from the Bible. Genesis 9 is one of the Klan's biggest selling points.
Mighty (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
this is an example of IRL trolling.
Zed (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Chevy Astros: The New Messengers of God
dude (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
hm.....dont know if that guy knows that the bible is not the word of god, but a compilation of scripts writen by men...and after the were writen by them...they choose which ones to put into a compilation called bible....kind of...."yeah i like that part most" and "naaahh....leave that out, that part is boring". i honestly dont get the whole thing about faith
Illiadore (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
What the hell does this guy have against sorcerers?
ciska (Friday, 19 Jun 2009) Reply
Sorcerers?! hahaha... I love the christian world!!! I bet you everyone carries swords and ride, like, dragons an stuff where they're from...
Katie (Saturday, 20 Jun 2009) Reply
WHY IS SANTA CLAUS ON THE LIST OF SINNERS?? :,(
Troll (Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009)
Because Santa Claus is a competitor that might rival god in popularity one day. After all, they're both fictional character's, but god has both kids and idiots on it's hand but Santa only has kids supporting him. I keep wondering why the Devil isn't more popular? he's a much better person than god.
MozzlimBoy (Saturday, 20 Jun 2009) Reply
Ironic that a religious Muslim would avoid all of the things he is bitching about on the side of his van including Santa (?) And the KKK and yet this guy hates him too.
Diego (Saturday, 20 Jun 2009) Reply
O snap you found my car- I parked it like a week ago and i couldnt remember where... psh silly me
Emil (Sunday, 21 Jun 2009) Reply
may god be less and may love be more
Jebus (Sunday, 21 Jun 2009) Reply
It is confirmed, I just called up god an he told me he does not exist -there you have it
Slippy Lane (Monday, 22 Jun 2009) Reply
Yup, that just about covers everybody on the planet. I'm glad he didn't forget the sorcerers. Those guys are absolute bastards, possibly even worse than wicked baby killing wh**es. I wonder what other kind of baby killing wh**es there are, and what's so special about them that they escape the burning. Also, I'd hate to be the one Muslim that this guy claims God hates. He must be having a really shitty life about now. It goes without saying that Santa is evil.
Bigkae (Tuesday, 23 Jun 2009) Reply
God doesn't love you because of who you are, he loves you because of who he is...
Sally (Tuesday, 23 Jun 2009) Reply
Oh no, Its my truck :(
Christian Man (Tuesday, 23 Jun 2009) Reply
This child of god has done his job well....looks as thou his van is dented many times by running over hated sinners...good job servant of the lord!!!
GilbertGrape (Tuesday, 23 Jun 2009) Reply
I would put different rims on it.
senseless_guy (Wednesday, 24 Jun 2009) Reply
Still, there's a ghost on the left side of the picture... you can't deny that...
nun Chuck (Wednesday, 24 Jun 2009) Reply
(...) idolaters (...) shall have their part in the lake of fire? -talking about Christians?
JBF (Tuesday, 30 Jun 2009) Reply
I think thats my FIL's van,he had one with religous stuff all over it
macca (Friday, 3 Jul 2009) Reply
weird...christian mingle ad is next to the pic :O
great (Wednesday, 8 Jul 2009) Reply
If i saw this parked on the road id smash it and shit on the front seat.
Vapo (Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009) Reply
There's a ghoooooooooooooooooooost in the lower left corner! And what did Santa ever do? :/