What's big, red, and eats rocks?
Well... I guess that would be the big, red rock eater.
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What's big, red, and eats rocks?

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Bliss (Wednesday, 4 Feb 2009) Reply
This is simply brilliant...
kainim (Wednesday, 4 Feb 2009) Reply
no words can describe how awesome this picture is
Nostalgic (Wednesday, 4 Feb 2009) Reply
I remember reading this book in school when I was five, one of my earliest memories! Seeing this picture has pretty much completed my life.
StephR (Friday, 24 Jul 2009)
Does anyone know the name and author of this book
Happy Trees (Friday, 1 Jan 2010)
I remember this book. It's from Bennet Cerf's "Book of Riddles"
Rapier (Wednesday, 4 Feb 2009) Reply
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Pi (Thursday, 5 Feb 2009) Reply
It's Captains Obvious drawing!
Schwabra (Thursday, 5 Feb 2009) Reply
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Nisser (Thursday, 5 Feb 2009) Reply
Kinda funny, But the original: "at least here in Sweden" What is little, grey, eats rocks and lives 10 meters down in the ground? The little grey rockeater! If you drill a hole right thru the earth and drop a rock in the hole, how long will it come? 10 meters.... then the little grey rockeater will eat it!!!
Jgirl (Thursday, 5 Feb 2009) Reply
I must not have been around when this book came out. dont remember it. but yeah, picture is kind of self explanitory.
dfgfgf (Friday, 6 Feb 2009) Reply
ha ha
Nimrod (Saturday, 7 Feb 2009) Reply
this is the first joke I ever heard! I still have the jokebook where I heard this from (I was also 5)...THANK YOU for this wonderful closure
Pärtel (Monday, 9 Feb 2009) Reply
I, here in Estonia, know this rock-eater case to be like this: - Who lives 10 m under ground and eats rocks? - I have no idea. - Rock-eater. But who lives 1 meter under ground and eats sand? - Sand eater? - No, you fool, that's rock-eater's son.
I sold Punky Brewster dope in that "Just Say No" e (Wednesday, 25 Feb 2009) Reply
Why can't I think of stuff like this?
b (Tuesday, 12 May 2009) Reply
I used to have this book - it's by Bennett Cerf
YESS!!!!! (Friday, 5 Mar 2010) Reply
1. What goes up when rain comes down?
2. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
3. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
And an all time classic!
4. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
(all are from the same book, if you can answer them all right, you are awesome!!!
A (Sunday, 29 Aug 2010) Reply
And the next one was "What is big and red and eats sand?"
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"A big red rock eater on a diet"