Bunga (29 Dec, 2008) Reply
I'l wallk in strange patterns, so eater can see Im inteligent ant
Sid (30 Dec, 2008) Reply
I'll convince him to b a Vegetarian.
Kainim (30 Dec, 2008) Reply
I make him clear I'm an alien morphed into an ant, and if he just even TRIES to eat
me i'll exterminate his whole race
then lightly walk of looking for cover
Bubba (30 Dec, 2008) Reply
"If you dont eat me i will show you where all my friends and family are and help you
round them up and eat them, some of them are pretty chubby too, mmmmmmmm"
Ion (30 Dec, 2008) Reply
I terrorist ant i have bomb!I blow you up from insideee!!
Arnas (30 Dec, 2008) Reply
Silly person, ants can't talk.
commentus (31 Dec, 2008) Reply
I take him back to the Ant colony and let him eat all the other ants in exchange for my
freedom. Then I laugh as all my fellow ants die horrible deaths.
LaLa (3 Jan, 2009) Reply
I'm a poison dart ant. New species. Google me. Eat me you die.
Aunt (5 Jan, 2009) Reply
Actually, I'm not an ant. Its just a typo there...
Kiz (6 Jan, 2009) Reply
I'll tell him I have Aids.
Streetsamurai (14 Jan, 2009) Reply
Dear Mr Anteater,
As an Ant-eater,You think therefore you are.
I think,therefore I
If I think therefore I am,
I must be an Ant-eater and thats just Cannibalism.
blam blam (30 Apr, 2010) Reply
take out my .45 pistol and shot the hell out of him.