The periodic table of awesoments
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smackinthecrack (Saturday, 3 Jan 2009) Chuck Norris's Dick has a Hemi... lil monkey (Thursday, 15 Jan 2009) chuck norris is over rated and does not need to be on the chart in the first place. he is an actor... no more... he is not awesome... hes just a guy... so enough about him all ready... Anon (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) lil monkey: that's so freakin' true, thta it should be on the table lil monkey dork face hater (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) deal with it lil monkey baby, chuck norris is an awesoment and he'll rip you a new one so watch it or else Amira (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) I think Chuck Norris is the abbreviation. Really now? (Monday, 19 Jan 2009) its amazing how chuck norris can turn people into such dicks. sidvish (Monday, 9 Feb 2009) And God said "let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say Please" Toten Gedacht (Monday, 16 Feb 2009) Chuck Norris has 2 stunt men... one for his kicks and one for his jumps... sadly, this is very true... On the other hand, I thoroughly enjoy Chuck Norris jokes,cause they are funny. I hate you all... Half of you are complaining because they don't realize that these comments about the Chuck man are just jokes. The other half of you actually worship this washed up actor. They are just jokes, and they are funny... LAUGH DAMN IT!!! Chuck Norris (Friday, 6 Mar 2009) lil monkey, who's your daddy. will you role me up a fatty HA (Thursday, 30 Apr 2009) Jet Li Would woop Chuck Norris' ass anonymous (Sunday, 17 May 2009) nobody can abbreviate Chuck Norris. ChuckNorrisrockedurmomlastnightLOL (Sunday, 18 Jan 2009) I luv boobs, bacon, ninjas, and beer. but i rly luv chuck norris! heyadamhey (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) dude. that's how you spell werewolf. myabe try spell check before you try get clever XD (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) yeah it says werewovles not werewolves ;P stupid typo XD deakness (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) mm, he's right. they put 'werewovles', not 'werewolves'. you should proofread closer before trying to flame someone for being wrong.. Dragon Squid (Monday, 19 Jan 2009) Ying Yang != Yin Yang ChuckN913 (Wednesday, 31 Dec 2008) Reply When Chuck Norris Jumps Into a Pool, He Doesn't Get Wet... The Water Gets Chuck Norris TheyMightBe (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Chuck Norris is Particle Man! Is he a dot, or is he a speck? nice (Sunday, 18 Jan 2009) :) Techtor (Friday, 2 Jan 2009) Reply Upon stumbling on this... Me: I just found a "Periodic Table of Awesoments." Coworker: Really? Hmm... Me: Name something awesome. Coworker: *thinks* Bacon. Me: Look at element number 1. Success! A$$ CLOWN (Wednesday, 8 Apr 2009) There is no room for Saget the Faggot on this table! Especially not between B.A. Baracus and Cap'n Kirk!! This is an outrage!!!!! Christopher Walken should kill the creator of the table with a cowbell!!! MazterJay (Monday, 5 Jan 2009) Reply I aint gonna be awesome if i was a Ninja :P i'd rather do a ninja guitar solo, wearing sun glasses and a hoodie with my Ying Yang necklace have a mustache grown, and transforming in the end into a wherewolve.. How awesome could that be Bob (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) And BL (Bruce Lee) is way better than CN (Chuck Norris). :-) Bob (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) What about AS = The Terminator IronSyndicate (Monday, 16 Feb 2009) How is Batman below ninjas? Batman IS a ninja! Shaun Davis (Thursday, 23 Apr 2009) Hey just a heads up, I wanted to let everyone know that Xio Dibin speaks English. I hope I posted in the right location? Chad Rayfield (Tuesday, 13 Jan 2009) Reply Why is William Shatner on here .. Does anyone still think he is cool?? Where is Gary Busey? Gary Busey (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) was never cool Rip (Wednesday, 21 Jan 2009) He is master of the 'Kirk Chop' Rm (Thursday, 15 Jan 2009) Reply Needs to make up some compounds. Like me I would be(awsoments space separated): So2 M Bn Ch JP (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply You forgot the Liger!! its just like.. the most awesome animal ever! :P heyadamhey (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply how the hell can Bob Saget be more awesome than Sex, Liquor and Giant Squids? Christopher Walken would annihilate Bob Saget just1 (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply i would put Steven Seagal in. Steven Seagal owns Chuck Norris. And The Simpsons is missing, and Jim Henson or yhe Muppets. WTF? (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply What a piece of crap! What a waste of time! Congratulations on your zero contribution to society. Kaya (Wednesday, 18 Feb 2009) dude how is this NOT a contribution to society?? who actually uses a regular periodic table in there everyday life? C. Norris (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard; only another fist. P. Griffin SomeGuy (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) You mean "Ludicrous Speed" Nick (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Actually it went Light Speed, Ridiculous Speed, Ludicrous Speed Pres. Scroob (Wednesday, 21 Jan 2009) What, is he serious? BGoodJohnny (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply Bob Saget has got to go. Add in Jn (Jack Nicholson), Am (ambigrams) and fix the typos on Werewolves and Jet Fighter, and you've got a winner! arock (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply Chuck is NOT just an actor, for 1, he IS, I mean he just IS, plain and simple. No.2 He is/was an accomplished black-belt and was kicking ass long before a good many of you punks were even thought of! Keven (Friday, 16 Jan 2009) Reply Some further additions... HN Hang Gliding PG Paragliding TT The Tick urlocalnutbusters (Saturday, 17 Jan 2009) Reply chuck norris went to the virgin islands......now know as the islands Y-I-aughter (Monday, 19 Jan 2009) Reply There never has been an abbreviation for Chuck Norris! The uninitiated are so hard for the rest of us to tolerate! meh (Monday, 19 Jan 2009) Reply Aside from the other accolades listed below, Chuck Norris has actually done a few things to get your respect... The list below details some of his full contact fighting championships. No one here would be man enough to step in that ring when he was in his prime... Chuck has won: The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship. Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ronald L. Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norris's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968. Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion in 1974. Jim Taggart (Tuesday, 20 Jan 2009) He may have beaten Steve Sanders, but he was clearly no match for Brandon Walsh. Kaya (Wednesday, 18 Feb 2009) And that right there folks is a perfect execution of how to look smart while using Wikipedia. Thumbs up dude! Luey Sizzle (Wednesday, 21 Jan 2009) Reply fix the two typos, fix the double Bs abbraviation, add Jack Bauer immediatley be4 he tortures us all,and some maryjane as well, could even throw in sports, fights, and hot twins, and youll be at the peak of awesomeness. Interesting... (Friday, 23 Jan 2009) Reply The Primary reason for Chuck Norris jokes is his Christian Faith. ahhhh (Thursday, 29 Jan 2009) Reply Chuck Norris doesn't need to cut his lawn. He just stands on the porch and dares it to grow. smoke2much420 (Sunday, 8 Feb 2009) Reply it needs gonja. lots and lots of funky bud must be added immediately. its a crisis situation queennomad (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2009) Reply Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Skeletor (Tuesday, 17 Feb 2009) This comment made my day! Stevens (Saturday, 14 Feb 2009) Reply There is no Ninja Pirate or Pirate Ninja, I don't know which one is more awsome Virus (Friday, 6 Mar 2009) Reply luls Cheese is 8 As is oxygen Two of my favorite things in the world... Dingdong (Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009) Reply What?! No pizza?!?! Am I mistaken or do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' have no say in what is awesome. We must take their opinions into consideration. Geez, they're MUTANTS and NINJAS for Chrissake! Also, there are no Mutants in the table... tired of WoW memes (Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009) Reply EVERYBODY STOP TALKING ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS ALREADY :( Chris (Monday, 16 Mar 2009) Reply Christopher Lambert could kick Chuck Norris's ass any day. He is Raiden, God of Lightning and Lord Protector of the Earthrealm. He is also the Highlander, as well as being Beowulf. He is unbeatable. just plain jackhole (Tuesday, 24 Mar 2009) Reply seriously, how funny is this? the answer: #16. that funny. Chuck Norris (Thursday, 2 Apr 2009) Reply This is Chuck Norris. The rumors are true and I am coming to get you, Dave. Rykoma (Saturday, 25 Apr 2009) Reply It would have been funny if you used the same arrangement as the origional pereiodic table. and you just added some combiniation of letters Pennpenn (Saturday, 25 Apr 2009) Reply A little bird told me Ninjas should be Type 1, because they react explosively with Pirates. I HATE CHUCK NORRIS (Monday, 11 May 2009) Reply 'nuff said. Chuck Norris is gay and stupid. The jokes are NOT funny whatsoever just plain stupid. People who are in love with him, that's cool. But don't start spreading that shxt, cos it's all overrated and pointless. You could make jokes replacing Chuck Norris with some other kid. EX: "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding can be turned to Amy Winehouse is the reason why Waldo is hiding." *****So basically Chuck Norris' jokes need to die, fast. Come up with new shxt. &Ya'll who keep dissin on people who diss Chuck Norris, get a life. FREAAALS. What is he? Your husband? DAMNS, get a reality check fxckn haterss. Luey Sizzle (Thursday, 2 Jul 2009) haha for all you people that dont like chuck norris, and especially for "I HATE CHUCK NORRIS" you people are strange terrible creatures and thank god youre neither on this list or making it. i'd be careful if i were you, according to einstein's theory of relativity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you... yesterday. Mischa (Sunday, 24 May 2009) Reply i got it with chuck norris!!!! shut the f.ck up! this list was created by a mastermind. wow. simply wow. TJay McAwesome. :D (Saturday, 26 Sep 2009) Reply **** chuck with a duck. Seriously, who is Chuck? I mean no disrespect to him as an actor, but Come on. The jokes are just sad, and half the time make whoevers saying them just look like a TOTAL jackass. Head Geek (Wednesday, 2 Dec 2009) Reply Chuck Norris is actually a fundamental force, like gravity or electromagnetism. Only much more powerful. Element 11 is actually Dv: Darth Vader. Zeph (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009) Reply Do you know what happens if you try to abbreviate Chuck Norris? My guess is a roundhouse kick. |
