Horatio Presley (Thursday, 8 Jan 2009) Reply
... this isn't remotely funny. Or of interest.

Madonna's son, David (Thursday, 15 Jan 2009) Reply
Dont just laugh, help me dammit!

j13 (Wednesday, 4 Feb 2009) Reply
There is more humor on heaven and earth, Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy. This is so fanatic and crazy it's hilarious, but also sad if ritchie actually cow-tows to his insanity. I doubt she could make any legal trouble for him if he broke every one of her rules. If this is not made up, and she was like that with him, he should have ditched her on day one,

Sean Penn (Wednesday, 4 Mar 2009) Reply
Guy should have whipped her ass and locked her in the closet.

Gary Atlass (Tuesday, 14 Apr 2009) Reply
That woman needs to be sucked into a parallel universe where nobody knows who she is.

Anita (Saturday, 2 May 2009) Reply
He married her, he had children with her: his own fault. Poor boys, btw.

Lester (Sunday, 21 Jun 2009) Reply
Anybody stupid enough to marry Madonna shouldn't be breeding. Neither should Madonna.

David (Thursday, 3 Dec 2009) Reply
Why is everyone calling mommy a crazy b*tch?