Zombie emergency procedure
In case of zombie apocalypse, follow these steps.<< Previous | EatLiver.com | Next >>
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Jim (Thursday, 16 Apr 2009) Reply
Don't forget to also hide in your basement with a shotgun and your military-crazed neighbor. stere0123 (Sunday, 28 Mar 2010)
or.. military crazed dad >_> Bobs (Sunday, 19 Apr 2009) Reply
If in public when zombie apocalypse occurs: head to the nearest TESCO. Stan (Wednesday, 20 May 2009) Reply
Climb on the roof of a tall building, everyone knows zombies cannot climb cody (Thursday, 4 Jun 2009) Reply
gather some rednecks, a big 4x4 badass truck, and rob a couple local gun stores, and get some machetes and have at it. Bill as Himself (Thursday, 4 Jun 2009) Reply
Finally!!! Someone else who understands that Zombies + Fire = BAD! Tallen (Sunday, 14 Jun 2009) Reply
thats for the glow in the dark sign that says night time zombie survival dude. chris (Wednesday, 17 Jun 2009) Reply
guys read zombie survival guide by max brooks. go to the top floor of your house and break down the stairs. then you play the waiting game or just slowly kill them from aobve James (Wednesday, 17 Jun 2009) Reply
Flaming zombies may be easier to spot in the dark, but if you think about it, during the day it's useless and if they so much as touch you, it'll hurt. So 'Dude' is right only if he sets them alight while they're down range, and then pop em off with a rifle. Helm (Monday, 6 Jul 2009) Reply
In the event of a zombie holocaust go to your nearest book store a purchase a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide By Max Brooks. Patrick (Sunday, 11 Apr 2010)
If there is a zombie outbreak, attempting to get to a bookstore is deadly. Attempting to get Max Brooke's book, the most sought after book at that exact moment, impossible. The implication that you would patiently purchase it, laughable. Vroteier9 (Tuesday, 11 May 2010)
U obviously haven't read the book, ur supposed to stay clear of all shops, Zombies always hied their. Jordan (Wednesday, 29 Jul 2009) Reply
James is right. fire will not affect zombies, since they're already dead. you must kill the brain to get rid of a zombie. therefore, fire is rendered useless against zombies unless it lasts long enough to burn the zombie to the core and light it's brain Jordan (Saturday, 26 Sep 2009)
Then why would someone waste weeks of their time to make this crap? Be VERY Afraid! (Tuesday, 29 Dec 2009)
When the Zombies do arrive, you'll wish they weren't real! bofferwacker (Monday, 4 Jan 2010)
Yup and i know of a zombie No wait my exwife doesn't count right? Cameron blair (Tuesday, 16 Feb 2010) Reply
I think that you are all stupid and That zombies are not real. You guys sound like a bunch of idiots that watch to much movies. If you want to do anything about it then I will beat you up Just come to oakland junior highschool and At 9:00 am come to Intro to business :) Patrick (Sunday, 11 Apr 2010)
An uneducated violent rage-full unimaginative slightly humanoid aggressor. Zombie. Now imagine if there were hundreds of them. That is what the book (and the fear) is about. Vroteier9 (Tuesday, 11 May 2010)
lol, Burn^^.....wait.....that don't work on Zombies DAMN>. Vroteier9 (Tuesday, 11 May 2010) Reply
Wait, what about the other 5% who don't die when I decapitate them????? errr... (Friday, 13 Aug 2010) Reply
just get some shotgun, a chainsaw, a foglight and lots and lots of ammo. |