LCK (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
All marriage should be banned. It just leads to suffering and misery.
g (Monday, 13 May 2013)
Marriage? (Monday, 13 May 2013)
Why not cut out the middleman? Find a woman you hate, who hates you, and buy her a house.
Poop Master (Monday, 13 May 2013)
Well in danish marriage is the same word as poison (Gift)
raaw (Monday, 13 May 2013)
@Poop Master. As in Norwegianic. But I see it as a gift.
@Marriage? (Monday, 13 May 2013)
And why not just steal an Eatliver joke and post it in the comments?
LB (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
And property loss..
krautfold (Wednesday, 15 May 2013)
@poop master: As well as in germany.
Cpt. Solution (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
We need a law that would make all gays marry bodybuilder women.
Aaand done. I have solved gay problems(they aren't gay, they just need someone manly in their lives) and huge lady problem.
Captain Solution - up, up and awaaaay!
Submissive Guy (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
I like female body builders, does that make me Gay?
orsome (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
Submissive Guy (Wednesday, 15 May 2013)
@orsome : But I don't like male body builders???? But give me a strong woman!
@Cpt. Solution (Friday, 17 May 2013)
Uh, excuse me, but could you use a "side kick"? I like your style.
troll (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
I need at least 2 wives and a husband so I can offend every idiot.
javi (Monday, 13 May 2013)
2 husbands should cover it.
csectioncomics (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
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selena (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
not true u ******* just because we wear a scarf around our heads does not mean we don't accept gays and lesbos
@ selena (Monday, 13 May 2013)
Just because you want to be offended doesn't mean there aren't countries where it's true.
Mahmoud (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
No gays in Iran!
lesbo (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
Do you not know how to spell 'lesbian' or do you just not accept them enough to bother spelling it right?
Slippery slope (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
I can marry goat or 12 year old girl, yes?
Ugly Joe (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
The American Psychiatric Association says that since the human sex drive has no purpose therefore the object of your sexual desire doesn't matter. How else would it be OK to be Gay?
B (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
In the words of Wyatt cenac: once the gays get married what is to stop someone from marrying a horse? The horse.
Hugin (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
I assume the goat is capable of signing a marriage license? And the 12-year old, too? No? So it seems that marriage between consenting ADULTS won't lead to marriages to animals and children.
Slippery (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
Girl can sign. Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg say age of consent should be 13. I wait for year. Here, goaty goaty.
God (Monday, 13 May 2013) Reply
Why is it that all of my followers are dumb *****? Even I do not know the answer to that one!
pedantic (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
None of your followers can speak? :O
Captain Obvious (Tuesday, 14 May 2013) Reply
To be fair, the problem with polygamous marriages is that they're Mormons, not the fact that they're polygamous.
False (Tuesday, 14 May 2013)
They are not, in fact, Mormon. The Mormon church got rid of polygamy over 100 years ago. Those that still do it are part of a break off religion that doesn't even use the Book of Mormon any more.
Demoted (Wednesday, 15 May 2013)
I think the Capt's mother married her brother.
dudewhat (Tuesday, 14 May 2013) Reply
different cultures are DIFFERENT? no way!
brit_girl (Thursday, 16 May 2013)
lmfao! you win!!!
winterhog (Friday, 24 May 2013)
Yest this point is lost on many socialists, especially in Europe.
Curptun Orbidurvs (Tuesday, 14 May 2013) Reply
Ha! See, it's funny because it's bigoted.
Zelda (Wednesday, 15 May 2013) Reply
Does anyone find it ironic that the Republicans - our American Taliban - would agree with the misogynistic & homophobic Arab guy, but still wants to kill him?
Iron my shirt (Wednesday, 15 May 2013)
Impeach 0bama for high crimes and treason.
Four dead in Benghazi (Wednesday, 15 May 2013)
0bama - "bump in the road".
Hillary - "what difference does it make".
Easy Fix (Thursday, 30 May 2013) Reply
Here's the solution: Consenting adults should be allowed to marry other consenting adults in any order or fashion they choose. Marriage is a religious cerimony and should be protected under the 1st Amendment. Also, it's really none of your damn business and this obsession is really starting to boarder on kinky.
munda sialkoti (Sunday, 9 Jun 2013) Reply