GlaDOS (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
There will be cake.
alan parker (7 Apr, 2013)
liar there is no cake
chell (7 Apr, 2013)
I never knew that the whole Aperture Science complex actually is a resemblance of North Korea and all the levels are an escape from a socialist state. Well done, Valve!
Vecis (9 Apr, 2013)
In Soviet Russia and DPRK no one pays you for eating repulsion gel. You do it for free.
U S of A (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
Maybe he'll calm down if we send him some Walmart cake?
alan parker (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
why dont you just post kim jong un pictures inbetween regular postings
that way we get pictures everyday
eatliver is all i have in my sad little life
besides my crappy job and my fat girlfriend
Poem Ebert (7 Apr, 2013)
Worst haiku, ever.
shakespeeer (8 Apr, 2013)
it iambic pentameter you uncultured lout
Portal (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
The cake is a lie
Me (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
Weird. But I agree he is a fat faced little moron.
Anon (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
Communists are SO GOOD (/s) at "providing" for their citizens!
Almost as good as American DEMOCRATS....
thought police (7 Apr, 2013)
you put in an unnecessary extra word at the end there
Agreed (7 Apr, 2013)
DEMOCRATS are unnecessary
Anon (7 Apr, 2013)
Hey, "thought police"...go move to North Korea and see how far your whiny criticisms take you.
ShutUpForOnce (7 Apr, 2013)
I find your abhorrent use of unnecessary capitalisation extremely irritating. Please, just stop. Or do us all a favour and book a flight to North Korea. God knows you'd speak your mind about something, and maybe, just maybe (hopefully) the State Security Department would do something about you.
Troll of Trolls (7 Apr, 2013)
It's okay Anon, just remember that you are loved.
eurocrack (8 Apr, 2013)
Hey, Anon! Yes, that means you, you little scumbag. Stop using CAPSLOCK TO MAKE A POINT. You lack conversation skills.
thoughtful po po (8 Apr, 2013)
if you think NK is almost as good as american democrats at providing for their citizens, you're the one who needs to move to NK. I still love you though. Please remember to pick up milk on the way home.
@toll of trolls (11 Apr, 2013)
your quite nice for a troll aren't you?
We're doomed! (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
Yeah, a short, fat, insecure dictator surrounded by short, insecure lackeys. I don't see this ending well...
Fabricfat (8 Apr, 2013)
I dot think the lackeys are fat.. I think he just forces them to wear three layers of jacket so he doesn't feel insecure..
We're doomed! (8 Apr, 2013)
I never said the lackeys were fat...
LogiC (8 Apr, 2013)
He's not insecure, he's wildly overconfident. I mean his father was the God of North Korea, and he's been brought up and the second carnation of that God. How could he not win any war? North Korea has best weapons in the world. Of course that isn't the reality but he doesn't know that. At the very least the US will be very slow to invade since NK is a barren shit hole with no oil.
Hmmm? (8 Apr, 2013)
LogiC, so the US only invades oil-rich countries? How's that working out for them? When can the US expect to see gasoline at a dollar a gallon again?
green bumb (8 Apr, 2013)
Carnations require well-drained, neutral to slightly alkaline soil, and full sun. Second carnations require a communist state, a large, outdated military and the love and adoration of its subjects. If the latter is unavailable, fear and Miracle-Gro are a valid substitute.
Salzigtal (9 Apr, 2013)
Bosnia (14 Apr, 2013)
We have no oil.
Caaake OM NOM NOM (7 Apr, 2013) Reply
I want to be friends with him. He has access to cake.
turmus (8 Apr, 2013) Reply
Three lame North Korea jokes in one post. Western propaganda machine hard at work.
jo-jo gobbles (8 Apr, 2013)
It is best propaganda machine!
Gabe Newell (8 Apr, 2013) Reply
Thanks, the Kims have always been a great inspiration to me, as well as great friends. Valve fans will be happy to know that Kim Jong Un recently took over development of HL3. I expect it to be released next week since he is the world's greatest programmer.
Rando (9 Apr, 2013) Reply
A guitar-cake!? Where do I find one???
It would be strumlicous