Yawn (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Don't ask, don't give a crap about your gay marriage agenda.
@Yawn (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
I agree. The compulsion to make people acknowledge and contemplate another person's sexual proclivities and practices is perverse, egotistical and borderline sociopathic. This is not limited to just one group; however, if I choose to not occupy my thought life with another person's intimate details, some groups may call me hateful. That's sad.
Double Yawn (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Well it's lucky for you that you happened to be born with sexual desires that, as a result of being culturally accepted, you don't have to think about. And the ironic thing is, if we just let gay people marry and have the same rights as everyone else, we could forget all about it. You'd never have to think about gay people's sex lives because it wouldn't be in the news, it would be in private places where it belongs.
John (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Nor do I. BRAVO!
Mr. Hetero (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Don't ask too much of their brains, Double Yawn. Your argumentation is too complex.
Yawn's Gay Lover (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Yawn is right-of-center and knows how silly the anti-gay talk coming from his side of the aisle is. The entire anti-gay movement is on the wrong side of history, but Yawn cannot admit this so he pretends to be indifferent. When it doubt, turn your head.
Yawn's Friend (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Forgetting about gay marriage and homosexuals when it becomes legal?
No. Then we'd have coming out time every year like the goddamn groundhog.
When homosexuals want to let go of the drama, I'll allow them recognition.
Anti-gays on the wrong side of History? (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013)
...massive orgies were popular already in Ancient Rome. Even more, Alexander the Great & buddies existed a couple centuries before Imperial Rome. What sort of wild lie are you trying to come up with now?
ThA-B (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
2 - twisted logic. Hanging around dumb people WILL make you dumb. so this point doesn't count. But you are absolutely right!
t(-_-t) (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
This point does count. For the most part you can choose how smart you want to be. Homosexuality on the other hand is something that occurs naturally in almost all creatures on the planet. Your sexuality is a part of you and can't be changed just by hanging around straight/gay people.
twisted logic (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
That's the other way around. Being dumb makes you hang around dumb people. Smart people tend to hang around strictly with smart people only. Of course, this is just a rough approximation of reality. In reality, people can't be described with single words such as "dumb" or "smart".
@ t(-_-t) (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
First of all, t(-_-t) too. Second, you're a fool to believe whatever you're told. Homosexuality is the dumbest thing I've heard in the foolish history of mankind. Why? Well for starters, you don't have to go screwing everyone you have strong feelings for. Is it no longer possible for two unrelated (wo)men to love each other as brothers/sisters? Other than that, however, it IS unnatural because reproduction requires one of both genders; two of the same gender cannot reproduce in ANY species. Even frogs have to switch sides before they can mate but that's a natural thing so come back to me when you can change your parts without any man-made assistance.
Teacher (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Sarcasm is a challenge for many people to understand. I sure wish everyone could choose how smart they want to be.
t(-_-t) (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
t(-_-t) <-First, this is a handle I've been using on this site for a while and was not intended to be a gesture towards ThA-B's comment. Second, I don't believe whatever I'm told; I believe what's backed up by evidence. You claim "it IS unnatural because reproduction requires one of both genders"; which is interesting since the definition of 'natural' says nothing about reproduction. It says "existing in or formed by nature".(visit link)
So the question is: Does homosexuality exist in nature? Turns out that it does.(visit link)(visit link)
It exists in nature and is formed by nature, so it is natural by definition. I'm not even going to address the "screwing everyone you have strong feelings for" comment since it's completely unrelated to the topic.
Appols (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
I always had known, that making old look design is gay
Nother (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
me (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
i'm a heterosexual and i'm not really interested in the issue, but if you ask me they should have their gay marriage. live and let live.
still half of these "arguments" are complete bullshit. if this is what homosexuals use to back up their claim they don't deserve marriage.
Unfortunately (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
this was based on the original arguments of the self proclaimed heterosexuals which are at least as much crap. So heterosexuals shouldn't marry either I suppose?
LazierThanThou (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Oh ho ho! It's funny because this is a boring topic that's been beaten to death! Ya know what? I used to be okay with gay marriage. I used to think, "eh, let 'em have it. They deserve to be miserable too." Now, I'm sick of these people constantly whining because their relationships aren't endorsed by the state. Well you know what? I'm now opposed to gay marriage. That's right. You little girls constantly whining over and over has finally gotten me to the point where I'm against your stupid relationships just because you complain too much. I'm against you not because I believe that the nuclear family is the strongest and best foundation for children to be raised in or that it helps create social cohesion like nothing else. No, I'm against you purely out of spite. Because you couldn't stop moaning about how horrible it is to be gay.
"Oh no! I don't get tax breaks because the government doesn't think I'm married!"
Yeah? Boo-freakin'-hoo! I've had to listen to your constant griping and groaning. Which of us do you really think got the short end of that stick?
Enter 545 here: (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
And what about a heterosexual who are not married and living together? Are we going to have to give them "temporary" marriage rights? Or force them to get a temporary cohabitation certificate so they can't go around complaining they are somehow discriminated against by married hetero and homosexual couples? Then there are those single by choice people who couples of all sorts look at as some kind of relationship nuts.
John (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Get back to be after you procreate, deviants.
Trollolol (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
To anyone not gay: if you and your wife (or your children's mother if you're no married) die, would you like your children to be raised by a gay couple? Really? Imagine how wonderful life they would have at school, or on the playground! Or anywhere else where it comes out that the kid has two dads.
Atheist Freedom Fighter (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
That's a circular argument. Gay marriage is forbidden because it's not accepted by society. Society doesn't accept gay marriage because it's forbidden. Allowing gay marriage would break that circle. Gay couples would be totally normal. Not over night of course. First people like you catholic and other religious fundamentalists must be banned from civilisation.
Anyway. I would prefer my child raised by a gay couple than by child molesting priests or sadistic nuns.
Trollolol (Monday, 18 Mar 2013)
Adoption is like prosthesis of a family. Adoption by a gay couple is like attaching two left (or two right) hands. Better than handless, but still not the same as a pair.
ssss (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
why it has to be the marriage anyways? why they can't just invent another word for it (like "gayage" or smtn) and give it the same legal rights. nobody would probably care.
ugghhh (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
Yes! Let's create a separate but equal marriage system for them. While we are at it let's make gays their own drinking fountains and bathrooms that serve the same purpose but only they should use. No one has minded anything like this before, right?
ssss (Friday, 22 Mar 2013)
that's a nice argument to remember when someone wants to use your drinking fountain as urinal.
Anon (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
I wonder if there are any homosexuals who do NOT go around screaming LOOK AT ME I'M GAY/LESBIAN/HOMOSEXUAL!
Vicky (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
I know several, but that's just me.
As for the comment war going on... Not even going there. I know what I believe, I'm not gonna get into debates with people I don't know or care for, so much easier.
Another **** not given (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Oh FFS - hasn't anyone noticed that this is a totally tongue in cheek article.
Why does everyone take everything so seriously.
Get a life!
truth (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
BOOORING! and stupid too. thoes ARENT reasons they are twisting their words so it seems as tho thoes are not good arguements!
Unwedded Bliss (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Why would any sane person want to be married?
This.. (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
...entire thread is totally gay.
kbop (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Unless I am sorely mistaken, I sense just a hint of sarcasm her...
Uberdouche (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
Hey, if we just improve AIDS, the issue will go away!
Troll of Trolls (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
The scorecard so far: 5 comments claiming to be indifferent on the issue but going on about going on for a paragraph about how the issue they are indifferent to disgusts them even though they are indifferent. (6 including this one)
8 comments who let sarcasm get in the way of the point they were making (9 including this one)
4 commenters who hold near hysterical, forthright and aggressive views on the subject yet have the sheer brass necked arrogance to claim that they are the victim of "political correctness" or some such.
3 commenters who think their narrow definition of what is natural and unnatural should be applied to the entire of humanity, even the cultures they don't seem to care about.
1 commenter who actually had something to back up his or her argument.
0 instances of the phrase "goodbye forever!" but we live in hope, the night is young.
brit girl (Thursday, 21 Mar 2013)
it aint over to till the fat lady sings and someone calls the other side hitler youth...
333 (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
Just legalize it already and SHUT UP.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
There are no homosexuals in Iran.
Brutus (Sunday, 17 Mar 2013)
How do you know?
Wait... I don't want to know. ;-)
The one reason... (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
...to ban gay marriage is because in those places were the bill passed, they afterwards subjected kids to the experiment of being adopted by same sex couples, basing their arguments on gay-religion, science-less dogmas that outright ignore decades of well studied and documented child psychology facts. Including, obviously, one of the most important ones, which explains that homosexuality isn't anything other than the result of certain psychological traumas. There aren't any choices or genetics here, just sheer psychology, something they despise with profound hatred and makes them go wild every time it's brought up. In some countries you can even go to jail or be heavily fined if you mention this. Just like the Holy Inquisition each time somebody said something against their "facts". So careful with this agenda.
555 (Sunday, 17 Mar 2013)
1. Then, to make things fair, you should ban traditional marriage and remove concept of family from society, because traditional family has the risk of incest (Google "Fritzl case").
2. You should also ban all religion AND atheism, because they both cause people to misbehave.
3. As the last step, you should kill all people, because they cause too much problems to the environment and can't live together in peace.
Trollolol (Monday, 18 Mar 2013)
@555: Stop reversing implication. There are many cases of incest but that's just because there are millions of families, so there can be a 1 in 100000 chance that something will go wrong.
About atheist (or gay) inquisition - that's damn right. Crucifixes are removed from schools because they are being "offensive". What about removing them? Isn't that offensive for 90% majority of Christian children in a class? (I'm talking about Poland, where about 90% declare themselves as Catholics).
George (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
The argument of homosexuals not having the same rights is a lie. Homosexuals have the same rights as heterosexuals. They want special rights to marry someone of the same sex.
John (Monday, 18 Mar 2013)
EXACTLY! If one were to accept the argument about homosexuals "marrying," THERE IS NOTHING to prevent the argument for marriage of afficionados of peadophilia, bestiality, and so on. The premise is fundamentally WRONG.
winterhog (Saturday, 16 Mar 2013) Reply
Ad 3. There is a German zoophile, Michael Kiok (ZETA Association), who advocates decriminalization of zoophilia and establishing official status for 'interspecies couples'. So yes, initial argument of #3 is not such strawman as one might have thought.
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heyyy, dumashush! (Monday, 18 Mar 2013) Reply
put yourself in their shoes! you would squeal like a pig if you could not marry the one you love. homosexuals will never "let go of the drama" as long as this fascism exists. blah blah blah not natural. even some penguins are reported being gay. shut up. anyone opposing gay marriage is a nazi. NAZIS. sssup naziboys?
Anon (Monday, 18 Mar 2013)
Your "logic" and robust vocabulary resembles that of a 3-year-old. APOLOGIES TO 3-YEAR-OLDS.
brit girl (Thursday, 21 Mar 2013)
aaaaand the winner is....
thankyou heyyy, dumashush for ending the flame war with the nazi stick of doom!
Slightly overweight duck (Monday, 18 Mar 2013) Reply
Shame on you, eatliver.
You dumb**** (Monday, 18 Mar 2013) Reply
You guys actually started a flame war read the title you idiots.
Algore (Tuesday, 19 Mar 2013) Reply
Wow. That actually made me change my mind. I am now against gay marriage due to the bigoted "*******-ness" of those that promote it.
Daddy With A Shotgun (Tuesday, 19 Mar 2013) Reply
Hey mister, you WILL marry my lovestruck homo son...or else.
C. (Tuesday, 14 May 2013) Reply
youtubejunkie (Thursday, 23 May 2013) Reply
tyleroakley quoted this whole thing in one of his videos. I love that guy.
BRITNEY SPEARS (Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013) Reply