needs eel photo (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
when I learned my toaster isn't waterproof, I was shocked.
add some more, puh-leez, you guise!
Tim Vine (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
An electrician came home at 4AM. His wife said "Wire you insulate?"
remove "said" (Sunday, 24 Mar 2013)
replace "said" with "asked"
sad bob (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
america's celebrity obsessed culture had me feeling like a loser
but you cheered me up
when cant the internet be used for this instead of posting pictures of chris brown and rhianna attacking homeless people
German (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
Didn't know the usage of the word Wurst in English is real. But it's called Liver Wurst, isn't it?
shuenja (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
First cat didn't like the vacuum cleaner, but then she got into it.
Home honey! (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
Groan Man (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
I used to laugh at his stuff when I was a kid, but now I'm a groan man.
Ruudis (Sunday, 10 Mar 2013) Reply
Why did the mushroom go to a party? Because he was a fungi.
aj (Monday, 11 Mar 2013) Reply
Happiness is a worn pun....
prease, no (Monday, 11 Mar 2013) Reply
illegalize pun! 3 strikes: 1 pun: 1 year prison. repeated pun: 10 years prison. rerepeated pun: death penalty. or torture whatever, you americans have experience with that.
Relax, man (Thursday, 14 Mar 2013)
No really, you look constipated. Trying re-laxxing.
Katherine (Friday, 15 Mar 2013)
No punishment necessary.
Marty (Monday, 11 Mar 2013) Reply
I sent 10 of my best puns to a pun contest, hoping some would be chosen, but no pun in ten did.
Another Bob (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
I used to farm. Then I quit. Then I went back to farming. I'm barn again.
jasi (Friday, 15 Mar 2013) Reply
if you go the wrong way through a Thai airport turnstyle, you're almost certainly going to Bangkok.
Marshall (Wednesday, 20 Mar 2013) Reply
Eeeeeek!!! Puns. My favorite :)
O_O (Saturday, 23 Mar 2013) Reply
I LOVE THESE!!!! :D
make it staaaahhp (Tuesday, 26 Mar 2013) Reply
Why do you punish us so?