needs eel photo (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
when I learned my toaster isn't waterproof, I was shocked.
add some more, puh-leez, you guise!
Tim Vine (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
An electrician came home at 4AM. His wife said "Wire you insulate?"
remove "said" (24 Mar, 2013)
replace "said" with "asked"
sad bob (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
america's celebrity obsessed culture had me feeling like a loser
but you cheered me up
when cant the internet be used for this instead of posting pictures of chris brown and rhianna attacking homeless people
German (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
Didn't know the usage of the word Wurst in English is real. But it's called Liver Wurst, isn't it?
American English Expert (9 Dec, 2013)
The use of Wurst is best.
shuenja (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
First cat didn't like the vacuum cleaner, but then she got into it.
Home honey! (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
Groan Man (9 Mar, 2013) Reply
I used to laugh at his stuff when I was a kid, but now I'm a groan man.
Ruudis (10 Mar, 2013) Reply
Why did the mushroom go to a party? Because he was a fungi.
aj (11 Mar, 2013) Reply
Happiness is a worn pun....
prease, no (11 Mar, 2013) Reply
illegalize pun! 3 strikes: 1 pun: 1 year prison. repeated pun: 10 years prison. rerepeated pun: death penalty. or torture whatever, you americans have experience with that.
Relax, man (14 Mar, 2013)
No really, you look constipated. Trying re-laxxing.
Katherine (15 Mar, 2013)
No punishment necessary.
Marty (11 Mar, 2013) Reply
I sent 10 of my best puns to a pun contest, hoping some would be chosen, but no pun in ten did.
Another Bob (15 Mar, 2013) Reply
I used to farm. Then I quit. Then I went back to farming. I'm barn again.
jasi (15 Mar, 2013) Reply
if you go the wrong way through a Thai airport turnstyle, you're almost certainly going to Bangkok.
Marshall (20 Mar, 2013) Reply
Eeeeeek!!! Puns. My favorite :)
O_O (23 Mar, 2013) Reply
I LOVE THESE!!!! :D
make it staaaahhp (26 Mar, 2013) Reply
Why do you punish us so?