Brainman (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Well, that differs the smart ones of us from the dumb ones.
Well, that differs the smart ones of us from the dumb ones.
Penny (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Are you drunk? You know you shouldn't be talking when there are girls around.
Are you drunk? You know you shouldn't be talking when there are girls around.
lukus (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013) Reply
Looks like she's opening a jar of pickles, peppers, and marshmallows.
Looks like she's opening a jar of pickles, peppers, and marshmallows.
LogiC (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Probably garlic cloves.
Probably garlic cloves.
Sorry (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Just Olives, Pimentos and Garlic.
Just Olives, Pimentos and Garlic.
Sopit (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
Yes, beacuse who would put garilic in there...
Yes, beacuse who would put garilic in there...
OMFG! (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013)
You fast food degenerated kids can't even identify the content of that jar? OMFG!
You fast food degenerated kids can't even identify the content of that jar? OMFG!
Old Married Guy (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013) Reply
If I'm gonna be mad, I rather be mad AT her. We seldom agree on anything so being mad WITH her is straight out.
If I'm gonna be mad, I rather be mad AT her. We seldom agree on anything so being mad WITH her is straight out.
Pixelated Pope (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013) Reply
This makes the previous comic about the guy who says "That's funny, I can turn that into a meme" even more relevant. This was said by a poster in a Reddit thread a couple months ago about what he does when he and his wife get in a fight. Somebody heard that and said: "I can turn that into a meme".
This makes the previous comic about the guy who says "That's funny, I can turn that into a meme" even more relevant. This was said by a poster in a Reddit thread a couple months ago about what he does when he and his wife get in a fight. Somebody heard that and said: "I can turn that into a meme".
Memesayer (Thursday, 21 Feb 2013)
Meem!
Meem!
trollort (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013) Reply
just ask her to make you sammiches, that will piss her off, or . . . . . she could make you some, so its a win win situation. Use your brain men! *talking to my self* "close all jars" how stupid is that.
just ask her to make you sammiches, that will piss her off, or . . . . . she could make you some, so its a win win situation. Use your brain men! *talking to my self* "close all jars" how stupid is that.
timmy (Wednesday, 20 Feb 2013) Reply
When I'm mad with my wife we're usually sharing anger about something trivial like idiotic attempts at humor that fall flat because of moronic grammatical errors... and stuff...
When I'm mad with my wife we're usually sharing anger about something trivial like idiotic attempts at humor that fall flat because of moronic grammatical errors... and stuff...
Bro (Thursday, 21 Feb 2013)
You and your boyfriend, not wife. Come one, timmy, you are not fooling anyone here.
You and your boyfriend, not wife. Come one, timmy, you are not fooling anyone here.
-=LaurryG=- (Thursday, 21 Feb 2013) Reply
Looks like she's pretty constipated, maybe she should try eating some fresh food..
Looks like she's pretty constipated, maybe she should try eating some fresh food..
Lissa (Thursday, 21 Feb 2013) Reply
Pffft. Go to the store and buy a large pipe wrench. Male or female, you'll be able to open any and every jar. And if you still can't open it, it wasn't meant for mankind.
Pffft. Go to the store and buy a large pipe wrench. Male or female, you'll be able to open any and every jar. And if you still can't open it, it wasn't meant for mankind.
Mr Sprinkles (Friday, 22 Feb 2013)
Just a strap wrench will do the job.
Just a strap wrench will do the job.
SoanoS (Friday, 22 Feb 2013) Reply
Protip for all single women:
Get a pair of leather gloves, preferrably thin, soft leather.
If there is a jar you can't easily open, put gloves on and open the jar with ease.
Man will become obsolete.
Protip for all single women:
Get a pair of leather gloves, preferrably thin, soft leather.
If there is a jar you can't easily open, put gloves on and open the jar with ease.
Man will become obsolete.
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