Husband (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
The perfect pet.

Seriously, (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
really? Does that thing really exist and is avertised and sold as a jewel shitting koala bear or what ever that thing is?

a koala bear!! (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
thank U! was wondering!

me too (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
so do I, but then I'm a smuggler

dave (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
it makes my dooty twinkle.

Special (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
Personally, I shit excellence...

Gravdigr (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
Hello ladies. Look at your alien-pet-thing, now look at me, back at your alien-pet-thing, now back at me. Your alien-pet-thing isn't me, but, it could shit like me. I shit diamonds.

Lowered expectations (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
Wait til that little girl gets a real pet. Or a pony - I poop road apples!

Ouch (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
That's got to hurt!

Jewel smuggler. (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
I poop jewels too. Wrapped up in condoms. Thru customs. For a nice fee.

Gravdigr (Tuesday, 12 Feb 2013) Reply
I think Lilo & Stitch had a love child.
And it has Downs Syndrome.

Alison (Saturday, 9 Mar 2013) Reply
Where can I get one?