Tax form from Hell
Christian worker quits job because 666 on tax form.
Yup (Monday, 11 Feb 2013)
Don't be angry, he gave away a job to someone better, to someone who doesn't even think about that stuff, someone who gets high every day.
Don't be angry, he gave away a job to someone better, to someone who doesn't even think about that stuff, someone who gets high every day.
llort (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
"he could either go to work or go to hell." and he chose to quit work and... erm...
"he could either go to work or go to hell." and he chose to quit work and... erm...
Cynical Sam (Monday, 11 Feb 2013)
Thank you, llort; that weird ultimatum was making my frontal lobe itch.
Thank you, llort; that weird ultimatum was making my frontal lobe itch.
Devil (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
actually 614 is the beast number.
also all christians are loonies.
bye
actually 614 is the beast number.
also all christians are loonies.
bye
LaCourciere (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
It's true! I could not believe that is had happened AGAIN and I am baffled. (Can you believe that I am posting here?)
It's true! I could not believe that is had happened AGAIN and I am baffled. (Can you believe that I am posting here?)
USA today reporter (Tuesday, 12 Feb 2013)
I see you found your words.
I see you found your words.
Theologicianiser (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
And if you add all the letters up in this article, replacing the letter u with the letter V as it was in Roman times then you get... er.... wait... some sort of number.
And if you add all the letters up in this article, replacing the letter u with the letter V as it was in Roman times then you get... er.... wait... some sort of number.
Gravdigr (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
What an idiot. And wtf do they mean "He could not believe it had happened again."?
What an idiot. And wtf do they mean "He could not believe it had happened again."?
Skallagrim (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
This guy suffers from hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666). Plus of course he is a religious nut, a condition that is much more serious and more difficult to treat, as it`s closely correlated to good old stupidity and closemindedness. Poor bastard.
This guy suffers from hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666). Plus of course he is a religious nut, a condition that is much more serious and more difficult to treat, as it`s closely correlated to good old stupidity and closemindedness. Poor bastard.
Davy Jones is dead (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
Take the last train to Clarkesville, and I'll meet you at the station. Don't be late.
Take the last train to Clarkesville, and I'll meet you at the station. Don't be late.
Salzigtal (Monday, 11 Feb 2013) Reply
Silly mono-literate, everybody knows that, back when those stories were fabricated, the mark of the beast was DCLXVI.
Silly mono-literate, everybody knows that, back when those stories were fabricated, the mark of the beast was DCLXVI.
Skallagrim (Tuesday, 12 Feb 2013)
As usual, what "everybody knows" turns out to be doubtful. The oldest Greek manuscripts of the Book Of Revelation calculates (by gematria, the numerical values of letters) the Number of the Beast to 616 (not 614, mr. Devil), so if they were to write it out in Latin (which they didn`t) it would have been DCXVI. In Hebrew I`ve been told that gematria might result in either 616 or 666, depending on the transliteration. I suspect that 666 just seemed cooler and easier to remember, also in Roman numerals for that matter; you just use one each of the first six numerals. D (500) + C (100) + L (50) + X (10) + V (5) +I (1) = DCLXVI (666).
As usual, what "everybody knows" turns out to be doubtful. The oldest Greek manuscripts of the Book Of Revelation calculates (by gematria, the numerical values of letters) the Number of the Beast to 616 (not 614, mr. Devil), so if they were to write it out in Latin (which they didn`t) it would have been DCXVI. In Hebrew I`ve been told that gematria might result in either 616 or 666, depending on the transliteration. I suspect that 666 just seemed cooler and easier to remember, also in Roman numerals for that matter; you just use one each of the first six numerals. D (500) + C (100) + L (50) + X (10) + V (5) +I (1) = DCLXVI (666).
Salzigtal (Friday, 15 Feb 2013) Reply
@ Skallagrim & EatLiverites: Thanks for the Greek & Hebrew versions of this punch-line. Anybody know of any other translations?
@ Skallagrim & EatLiverites: Thanks for the Greek & Hebrew versions of this punch-line. Anybody know of any other translations?
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