The difference between a homeless guy and a hipster
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The difference between a homeless guy and a hipster
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LardLord (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013) Reply
Thanks. i made a terrible mistake once: I gave spare change to a hipster. He seemed offended :(
@LandLord (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
Yes I know it is Lard but i just wanted an over the top reaction...
@@Landlord (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
His name is LaRdLord! @LardLord: There, I said it for you.
Replying to: (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
What kind of sorcery is this?
LardLord (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
Thanks for doing my job for me. May the power of lard be with you.
dr. faroutman (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013)
Multiple personality disorder is a very seious mental illness, this man needs our help and understanding, not ridicule.
@@@Landlord (Friday, 8 Feb 2013)
There is no such word.
Confused (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013) Reply
Which is which?
dsa (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013) Reply
This dude is actually a homeless crack addicted that used to be a model in Brazil.
White Girls Smell Like Hot Yogurt (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013) Reply
Wouldn't a hipster carry a 1980s Motorola "brick" cellphone because "iPhones are sooo mainstream right now"?
lukus (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
I used to have an old Nokia brick. It was the only phone I've ever liked.
whack (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013)
@wgslhy: i use my nokia for 12 years now. people start to think i'm a hipster, but i'm just uncool.
Well (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013)
No, you have to know that a hipster stays in a different point at the time continuum. He is unable to realize that a product has become mainstream, sometimes a hipster thinks "i had it before it was cool" but he forgets soon. Apple marketing is specially designed to control the mind of a hipster. They will never realize that only douchebags use Apple products.
Fone Bone (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013) Reply
There's a sap for that.
middle aged (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013) Reply
This might be a stupid question, but what is a "hipster" exactly? I just don't understand adolescent lingo anymore.
Nice guy (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013)
Google is your friend.
Me (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013) Reply
The left one is the hipster because a hipster would never carry a mainstream device such as the iPhone which the guy on the right does.
unrelated.. (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013) Reply
What does hot yoghurt actually smell like? I'm afraid to find out myself!
Barry (Thursday, 7 Feb 2013) Reply
So the guy on the right is the homeless one right?
cavedude (Sunday, 10 Feb 2013) Reply
I'm disappointed. where's the scruffy mountain man hobo-beard?
Captain Obvious (Sunday, 24 Mar 2013) Reply
The left one is the hipster because I Phones are too mainstream for them now, and the right one is homeless because he has a Federal Government Welfare phone.
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