The 7 stages of the avocado
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The 7 stages of the avocado
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Troubled 1stWorldWoman (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
So you are trying to say that the world is not perfect?
Emmet Browne (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
The good avocados don't appear here because I ate them.
faroutman (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
I miss my old matching avocado fridge & stove. Oooo, and the wood panelling and velvet textured wallpaper.
outta state (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013)
nice. didja have that orange shag carpeting too?
Lucas Aid (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
No.. clearly its a joke about an avocado.. nothing to do with the world..
FUN FACT! (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
Put hard avocados in a dark cabinet for one to two days for perfect ripeness! Also, a splash of juice from an orange will add a slight, pleasant taste to exposed avocado flesh and will delay browning!
You learn tough lessons on the mean streets of suburbia. I have yet to recover from the spoiled picknick of '05.
@FUN FACT! (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013)
All I have is light oak cabinets. Will those work, or should I purchase another cabinet?
Beavis (Friday, 1 Feb 2013)
@@FUN FACT! Any cabinet will do, as long as you -- Stay in the closet! hehe hehe hehe hehe
Jules Winnfield (Thursday, 31 Jan 2013) Reply
I don't eat avocado either
Nyu (Friday, 1 Feb 2013) Reply
Stop buying crap food. Good food does exist (where I live; not sure about the USA though)
Gwakka Mole' (Friday, 1 Feb 2013) Reply
that was bad.
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