Well... (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) Reply...in these cases, the best option is to go get the damn sammich!
Faun (Saturday, 26 Jan 2013)
No.
@Well... (Saturday, 26 Jan 2013)
win
Obvious Answer (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyCall him Darth Kickass, duh.
Good, good! (Friday, 25 Jan 2013)
She should do it in an Emperor's voice :)
Dear Perplexed, (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyForce Choke him. Definitely.
Bart (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyGET HIM A BEER
Tarkin (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyPromise to clean the room by one swift stroke.
Neverhood (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyIt's a trap!
neverhood (Friday, 25 Jan 2013)
NEVERHOOOOOOOOD!!!
Before I can answer (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyI have to know if its a boy or a girl sending in the question
Dear Perp (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyIt is times like this when I know the world is going to end. Your pervy boyfriend, and you are truely the sign of end times.
Yabby
Cynical Sam (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013)
So,... telling her to put on the Princess Leia slave costume and having her call him "daddy" is probably not o.k. with you either then.
pete (Friday, 8 Feb 2013)
your right
Emmet Browne (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) ReplyHmmm. What does "good relationship" mean on your planet?
Darth Kickass (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013) Reply"What should this poor girl do?"
Where does it say that Perplexed is a girl?
Mary (Saturday, 26 Jan 2013) ReplyGet your own costume and play along!
threeonethree (Saturday, 26 Jan 2013) ReplyWhat kind of name is "Perplexed"? Is that Hebrew?
johannes (Friday, 1 Feb 2013) Replyyea wy not be de best?
wada (Friday, 8 Feb 2013) ReplyWhere did he find you can i buy one???perplexed??
lala (Sunday, 24 Feb 2013) Replyask him if he wants to have sex or if you can use his credit card to go on a shopping spree, that should get a reaction