Well... (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
...in these cases, the best option is to go get the damn sammich!
Faun (26 Jan, 2013)
@Well... (26 Jan, 2013)
Obvious Answer (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
Call him Darth Kickass, duh.
Good, good! (25 Jan, 2013)
She should do it in an Emperor's voice :)
Dear Perplexed, (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
Force Choke him. Definitely.
Bart (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
GET HIM A BEER
Tarkin (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
Promise to clean the room by one swift stroke.
Neverhood (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
It's a trap!
neverhood (25 Jan, 2013)
Before I can answer (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
I have to know if its a boy or a girl sending in the question
Dear Perp (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
It is times like this when I know the world is going to end. Your pervy boyfriend, and you are truely the sign of end times.
Cynical Sam (24 Jan, 2013)
So,... telling her to put on the Princess Leia slave costume and having her call him "daddy" is probably not o.k. with you either then.
pete (8 Feb, 2013)
Emmet Browne (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
Hmmm. What does "good relationship" mean on your planet?
Darth Kickass (24 Jan, 2013) Reply
"What should this poor girl do?"
Where does it say that Perplexed is a girl?
Mary (26 Jan, 2013) Reply
Get your own costume and play along!
threeonethree (26 Jan, 2013) Reply
What kind of name is "Perplexed"? Is that Hebrew?
johannes (1 Feb, 2013) Reply
yea wy not be de best?
wada (8 Feb, 2013) Reply
Where did he find you can i buy one???perplexed??
lala (24 Feb, 2013) Reply
ask him if he wants to have sex or if you can use his credit card to go on a shopping spree, that should get a reaction