Firston McFirstington (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) ReplyIM FIRST OMG IM FIRST ITS SO GREAT THAT I AM FIRST BECAUSE BEING FIRST MEANS I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL THOSE WHO WILL COME AFTER YES BOW BEFORE ME AND KNOW MY GLORY
truth (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
ur a tard
@firston McFirstington (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
In the words of a great man "The first one now will later be last, for the times they are a-changing..."
Firston McFirstington (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
@firston Mcfirstington
You're Right! If I turn the computer monitor upside-down then I am the LAST!!!!! OH NO, WHAT SHOULD I DO? Being first was the greatest achievement of my life. My parents finally accept me, I managed to get a girlfriend, I became a well known public figure and now I swim daily in a pool filled with golden coins and sacred jewels. I guess to ensure my firstness I must always have the Last Comment, too, in addition to the actual first. That way I will even appear to be first when people read the comments section upside-down. It might just be crazy enough to work. *cue 80's movie default montage power ballad/anthem*
cool kid (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
how bout' now?
obeyer (Wednesday, 23 Jan 2013)
you are truely a god among men. i bend over in reverence for your great glory.
Next (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) ReplyThe early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Iron Hippo (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
What does the first mouse get?
@Iron Hippo (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
...caught.
Crazykiller (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
@Iron Hippo
Death
teacher (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013)
The first mouse gets the mouse trap for a necklace.
Kenseiden (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) Replythats me.
Firston McFirstington (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) Replypuǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ ƃuıuuıƃǝq ǝɥʇ 'ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ 'ɐƃǝɯo ǝɥʇ puɐ ɐɥdןɐ ǝɥʇ ɯɐ ı
cool kid (Wednesday, 23 Jan 2013)
how'd you do that?
guy (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013)
do tell us !
cool kid (Thursday, 24 Jan 2013)
seriously
Grandpa (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) ReplyThe above bedtime story is exactly my grand daughter. Also: Firston can take a leqp at his/her hip pocket.
cynical sam (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) ReplyDammit, too close to real.
Who's onFirst (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) Reply.
kesha (Tuesday, 22 Jan 2013) ReplyMi don't care
Geono (Wednesday, 23 Jan 2013) ReplyHey, that's me, except it's a book (the same one) in all three panels.