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Firston McFirstington (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
IM FIRST OMG IM FIRST ITS SO GREAT THAT I AM FIRST BECAUSE BEING FIRST MEANS I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL THOSE WHO WILL COME AFTER YES BOW BEFORE ME AND KNOW MY GLORY
truth (22 Jan, 2013)
ur a tard
@firston McFirstington (22 Jan, 2013)
In the words of a great man "The first one now will later be last, for the times they are a-changing..."
Firston McFirstington (22 Jan, 2013)
@firston Mcfirstington
You're Right! If I turn the computer monitor upside-down then I am the LAST!!!!! OH NO, WHAT SHOULD I DO? Being first was the greatest achievement of my life. My parents finally accept me, I managed to get a girlfriend, I became a well known public figure and now I swim daily in a pool filled with golden coins and sacred jewels. I guess to ensure my firstness I must always have the Last Comment, too, in addition to the actual first. That way I will even appear to be first when people read the comments section upside-down. It might just be crazy enough to work. *cue 80's movie default montage power ballad/anthem*
cool kid (22 Jan, 2013)
how bout' now?
obeyer (23 Jan, 2013)
you are truely a god among men. i bend over in reverence for your great glory.
Next (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Iron Hippo (22 Jan, 2013)
What does the first mouse get?
@Iron Hippo (22 Jan, 2013)
...caught.
Crazykiller (22 Jan, 2013)
@Iron Hippo
Death
teacher (22 Jan, 2013)
The first mouse gets the mouse trap for a necklace.
Kenseiden (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
thats me.
Firston McFirstington (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
puǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ ƃuıuuıƃǝq ǝɥʇ 'ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ 'ɐƃǝɯo ǝɥʇ puɐ ɐɥdןɐ ǝɥʇ ɯɐ ı
cool kid (23 Jan, 2013)
how'd you do that?
guy (24 Jan, 2013)
do tell us !
cool kid (24 Jan, 2013)
seriously
Grandpa (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
The above bedtime story is exactly my grand daughter. Also: Firston can take a leqp at his/her hip pocket.
cynical sam (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
Dammit, too close to real.
Who's onFirst (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
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kesha (22 Jan, 2013) Reply
Mi don't care
Geono (23 Jan, 2013) Reply
Hey, that's me, except it's a book (the same one) in all three panels.
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