Emotional Guy (17 Jan, 2013) Reply
Sometimes I weep in the bathroom even if there is paper.
My Eyes (17 Jan, 2013)
sometimes water too, but not from weeping. Ugh! I can't breath!
ok (17 Jan, 2013)
and how do you whipe your there's then. btw, did you know that tears don't lie?
cynical sam (17 Jan, 2013)
i recommend more fiber in your diet
jorgen (19 Jan, 2013)
Maybe you should get some softer paper?
Poopstall Poet (17 Jan, 2013) Reply
Here I sit
My cheeks a flexin',
To another Texan.
Texas (17 Jan, 2013)
...don't mess with me!
Chuck Norris (18 Jan, 2013)
Your life is forfeit
Cheeky Wind (17 Jan, 2013) Reply
Keeping your poop grunts and other noises to a "reasonable volume" is subjective and subject to individual interpretation.
*mind blown (17 Jan, 2013) Reply
a toilet was invented by Mr. Crapper.
*mind intact (18 Jan, 2013)
Thomas Crapper did not, in fact, invent the toilet. He did, however, invent the ballcock and hilarity ensued from there.
Fun Fact (17 Jan, 2013) Reply
Fun fact for the day... Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee Jennifer Lawrence doesn't wash her hands after using public bathrooms.
scmoey joe (6 Feb, 2013)
That actually makes her way more attractive