Bathroom rules
Out of paper? Just accept your fate and weep silently.
Bathroom rules
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Emotional Guy (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013) Reply
Sometimes I weep in the bathroom even if there is paper.
My Eyes (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013)
sometimes water too, but not from weeping. Ugh! I can't breath!
ok (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013)
and how do you whipe your there's then. btw, did you know that tears don't lie?
cynical sam (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013)
i recommend more fiber in your diet
jorgen (Saturday, 19 Jan 2013)
Maybe you should get some softer paper?
Poopstall Poet (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013) Reply
Here I sit
My cheeks a flexin',
Giving birth
To another Texan.
Texas (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013)
...don't mess with me!
Chuck Norris (Friday, 18 Jan 2013)
Your life is forfeit
Cheeky Wind (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013) Reply
Keeping your poop grunts and other noises to a "reasonable volume" is subjective and subject to individual interpretation.
<<<<<pfffft>>>>>
*mind blown (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013) Reply
a toilet was invented by Mr. Crapper.
*mind blown
*mind intact (Friday, 18 Jan 2013)
Thomas Crapper did not, in fact, invent the toilet. He did, however, invent the ballcock and hilarity ensued from there.
Fun Fact (Thursday, 17 Jan 2013) Reply
Fun fact for the day... Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee Jennifer Lawrence doesn't wash her hands after using public bathrooms.
scmoey joe (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013)
That actually makes her way more attractive
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