The Jesus toaster
You can actually buy this. Wow.
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snatch kepper (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
then u eat him...
Concerned (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
Is this where the "Host" comes from in Communion?
cool kid (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
i bet someday that someone's gonna be on the news with a piece of bread from this toaster and be all like "LOOK ITS A SIGN! HE IS ON MY BREAD!"
LogiC (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
I'm not Christian but wouldn't this be making a mockery of the image of Jesus or something? It doesn't even look like him too.
Neverhood (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
And how does Jesus look like?
Doubting Thomas (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
You know how he looked like? How?
Heretic (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
Hopefully.
Feast (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Oh, Cheesus, deliver us.
Enter 103 here: (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Looks more like Mohammed to me. And it'd make a fine ham and cheese sammich.
Ed Wallis (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Is there one with the image of Satan, Stalin, Marx, Mao, or Hitler for Leftists/"Democrats"?
Neverhood (Thursday, 10 Jan 2013)
Oh man, you're so tough and angry!
The Great Apostasy (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Jesus is toast.
Flying Spaghetti Monster (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Wouldn't that be a graven image?
Elanthiel (Thursday, 10 Jan 2013) Reply
Now Jesus can be on every toast! It's a miracle.
Actually looks like... (Thursday, 10 Jan 2013) Reply
Looks more like Che Guevara to me. This'll be a huge hit with leftist south american revolutionaries!
blokefromblighty (Wednesday, 6 Feb 2013) Reply
both Matt and John are spelled incorrectly and isnt it matthew not matt anyway??
I'll stick to the Jesus Wafer (Saturday, 27 Apr 2013) Reply
Takes "Eat of my flesh" to a whole new level
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