I think someone is breaking into my house...
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I think someone is breaking into my house...
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been there (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
this happened to me once
Another murder (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Prevented by the awesome self-defense capability of cell phones.
LardLord (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
No, that dude died.
LogiC (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Most people survive stabbings. Lucky this wasn't in the US or there would have been a shout out.
ogoboso (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013)
Yeah, Like, "Whoop there it is, can I get a "hey yo" for Wusthof Trident?" <raises hands over head>
kutas (Thursday, 10 Jan 2013)
yeah, especially in movies and videogames
Lizzy Borden (Thursday, 10 Jan 2013)
Not too many survive axe wounds.
@LogiC (Friday, 11 Jan 2013)
... if this were in the US, James would have had a gun for self defense and #stabbystabby Robbin' would not have ended up committing felony murder ...
Dang (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
Looks real.
needlenose (Wednesday, 9 Jan 2013) Reply
srsly, waht up wid da nose :>
me too (Friday, 11 Jan 2013) Reply
twice
gun haters are massochists (Friday, 11 Jan 2013) Reply
according to Biden, this is how daily life is supposed to be
Freddo (Saturday, 12 Jan 2013) Reply
And this is why you should always leave your valuable stuff on the ground floor (and give your underage daughter the first bedroom up the stairs). Remember: people don't kill people, guns kill people!
Bladerunner (Sunday, 24 Feb 2013) Reply
You forgot to get your handgun from the beside cabinet, and blow the son-of-a-bitch away through the locked bathroom door.
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