Willpower William (Tuesday, 1 Jan 2013) Reply
I once lasted two months!

euRO (Tuesday, 1 Jan 2013) Reply
Every year I resolve to quit smoking. Then I go outside and light the fireworks with a cigar.

baroholic (Tuesday, 1 Jan 2013) Reply
HAH!!
I never even tried

:-) (Wednesday, 2 Jan 2013) Reply
Genius, pure genius!

404 error (Wednesday, 2 Jan 2013) Reply
Is somebody throwing milk at the beer?