Husbands Tweeting About Marriage

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  1. Bubba and Joe Bob August 31, 2016

    Me and Joe Bob has experience along them lines. Sometimes txting is easier than talkin’. Safer too.

  2. Cats > Marriage

  3. Wife: Which part of the number on the bottom of a check is the account number?
    Me: (confidently) The first part.
    Wife: I don’t think it is.
    Me: Yes, it is.
    Wife: You should call the bank and ask them.
    Me: I don’t need to, it is the first part.
    Wife: Just call the bank.
    Me: (to bank customer service rep): I feel stupid asking this, but my wife is making me. Which part of the number on the bottom of a check is the account number?
    Bank: The first part.
    Me: (to wife) I called the bank, they said the first part like I said.
    Wife: You’re lying, you didn’t really call the bank.

  4. The secret of a happy marriage is not marrying the right person, it’s being the right person. And it goes to show here. Many,many men don’t want a significant other or soul mate or companion, they want a flatrate ***** & maid combination.

    • You’re not married and, btw, either you’re an insufferable ‘white knight’ or a woman.

  5. My wife told me I couldn’t respond to this so I won’t.

  6. Happy Wife, Happy Life

  7. People need to get better wives. Not petty-ass entitled liabilities.

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