The Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers Ever

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  1. PatronasKitty7 July 5, 2016

    The last one makes me slightly, if not completely, uncomfortable.

    • Only the last one!?

    • The second to last one is giving me sleepless nightmares right now. What the hell is that thing??

    • Angry axe wielding Sumobearthing , shitting skulls, and with a backup plane.
      Sheesh, how hard can it be?

  2. I think the first one is of Geddy Lee on a urban renewal solo project.

  3. Cats > Men with makeup

  4. Everybody Dad July 6, 2016

    I see nothing but a bunch o sheemales

  5. I had Man O War, Riot ‘Narita’, and Twisted Sister.

  6. The Great Pumpkin July 6, 2016

    How come ‘Heavy Metal’ means looking like a bunch of ladyboys? Even the girls look like ladyboys! C’mon, Bubba and Joe Bob, for the first time I’d REALLY value your opinion here! (I’m guessing everyone else would , too!)

  7. The Logical Psycho July 7, 2016

    Fingered it out! LMFAO I agree those guys (or whatever you call them) are really awkward. I mean why do they really need to wear those creepy costumes? i can’t even imagine going in public with this attire.
    i think they tried what hipsters are trying now but in a more extreme way…
    P.S.- Their album names sometimes match their apparel… see fifth image.
    And the last one causes real disturbances in my processor array…

  8. Much of these belong to the dreaded “Hair metal” phase. Not even metalheads take them serious.
    Exceptions go to Manowar and Pantera which poved to have some artistical value.

  9. The Logical Psycho July 10, 2016

    I still prefer McFlurry

  10. – Hey we need a name for out metal band.
    – How about… Cinderella?
    – You are a genius!
    Christian Metal vs. Satan Metal… the eternal struggle. Who will win?

  11. WTF are you talking about, the first 2 were AWESOME

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