How God Created Dogs

You are man's best friend. Wow, that's pretty sexist. No, man as in every - f**k it, you can't talk! ... And chocolate kills you.

15 thoughts on “How God Created Dogs”

  1. Pretty harsh God. Especially the chocolate thing.

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  2. God created wolves. Political correctness made them dogs.

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  3. God is a psychopath What did you expect?

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  4. If it was that easy Trump could have become a great president – instead he is a deadly failure.

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  5. You know Biden (Let’s go Brandon) is President now right? Has been for a while now. Try to keep up.

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  6. America has sinned and The Party(D) is the punishment. We are eating the “chocolate” of Marxism and perversion… and because we are, you, the rest of the planet must also. Embrace the suck.

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  7. The Democrats are as close to marxism as the moon to the Andromeda galaxy… In this scenario both Democrats and Republicans represent the moon. You stupid Americans have no clue about communism, socialism and politics in general. You just throw in some scary words.

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  8. But Trump’s incompetence scarred the country for decades.

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  9. Are we talking about the moon’s distance from Andromeda relative to earth in apogee or perigee? Makes a difference, you know.

  10. Anyone can be a god, but it takes grit to be a dog. – Fievel

  11. @Anus#3
    The moon is leaving earth’s orbit. In a few short millennia it will be gone. Think Space 1999 minus the nuclear dump. On the other hand the Milky Way and Andromeda are on a collision course and will collide before the sun burns all it’s hydrogen in it’s core.

    Please, feel free to ask questions about space science here as this is an excellent venue for that.

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  12. The distance of the Rep and Dem party on the moon will be the same for both in the future though. You can’t win, Throwie. And be assured I know the astro stuff. Plus Space 1999, all episodes, British Gerry Anderson sci-fi show.

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  13. Not for the topic if both party are on the same moon.

  14. But are they on the same moon?

  15. Yes, aren’t you listening? Geez, there is always one slower than the others.

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