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  1. Is this the story of Kauf Buch’s childhood?

    • Kauf Buch May 16, 2017

      No, it’s the explanation for every LEFTIST’s non-binary gender mental illness.
      You CAN be helped. SEEK it. NOW.

    • Oh, you triggered?

    • So it IS his story. Sad.

  2. gobsmacked scientist May 16, 2017

    first world problems

  3. Confused dot com May 16, 2017

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS??

  4. Hi everybody! The kid is a boy so it doesn’t make any difference if he has nipples

  5. Clockwork May 16, 2017

    See, I come here because of the funny, and I’m willing to overlook all of the Trump bullshit and the “libtard” crap because there’s usually some funny to be found.
    But seriously–what the **** is this?
    “What if, instead of wearing eyeglasses, we all wore salami on our faces. And all the time you were wearing glasses, people just told you they were salami. And then one day you tried to put your glasses on a Subway sandwich because you thought they were salami. And you bit into them and cut your mouth. Then you’d have to see a medical professional. Thanks a lot, doctors.”
    Seriously, what the ****?

    • Cool story bro.

    • You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

  6. Prince Leo May 16, 2017

    Pepper ice cream is good

    • I gave my 5 year cousin peppercorns and told him they were candy. It wasn’t as funny as I’d thought it would be.

  7. Justin The Smartypants May 17, 2017

    Erky Perky

  8. It’s the worst crap I’ve seen on eatliver so far. You reached the bottom of the trashcan.

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