Glitter Armpits Are Taking Over Instagram

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Remember Glitter Beards from few posts ago? It looks like the madness is spreading

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  1. NO! Bad internet, bad!

  2. These humans of the female persuasion are trying to take away the glory and attention of the masculine only glitterbearded ones, I would say.

  3. Glitter manufacturers win. Also, all those micro sized plastic particles end up in the environment. Damn fools.

    • Like somebody really gives a shit about the environment.
      Jute bags and a new smart phone every year.

  4. Pit whiskers and glitter, a very, very bad combination!

  5. Bubba and Joe Bob December 16, 2015

    What we got here is just plane unwashed pits. That ain’t glitter, that’s grime and grit. People, take a bath. Even us’n in the hills knoiw better than this.

  6. I shudder to think what’s going to be glitterized next….

  7. THIS IS WHAT’S WRONG WITH FEMANISTS

  8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary….Shave those pits they are soooo damn hairy!

    • I like hairy pits, but not ones covered in glitter! It gets all over your face when you’re sniffing ’em.

  9. PatronasKitty7 December 18, 2015

    Okay, Glitter Beards was actually kind of funny, but Glitter Pits is just scary.

  10. Here we couldn’t see the glitters, with those winter coats on…

  11. PatronasKitty7 December 22, 2015

    But I thought Canadians were immune to cold! Why do you wear coats?

  12. PatronasKitty7 December 22, 2015

    (I’m not stupid it’s just something called sarcasm and humor)

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