How To Annoy Europeans With Just One Sentence

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  1. What do I say to Portuguese? Did they all leave?

    • “Do you speak Brazilian?”

    • Ask them what they think about their parliament in Madrid or about their king Felipe VI. Better still, if their language is similar to Catalan or whether they also try to seek independence from Spain like the Basks, Catalanians (sic?) and other parts of Spain.

    • +10 landlord!

    • anteater needs a colon cleansing!
      It’s GOTTA clear out all that bitterness blocking its humor!!!

    • What’s your problem Kauf Buch? My suggestions are just the same kind of humour as the original eatliver posting. No need to get offensive in any way.

  2. Swedens Emperor February 14, 2017

    Ah yes, the rape capital of the world. We have it nice here…

  3. The Good German February 14, 2017

    That should work.

  4. How about Denmark?

    • Is this a street in Amsterdam?

    • They’re extremely annoyed because they weren’t mentioned. Good job Eatliver.

    • There’s not much to say about Denmark really except that danish is not a language it’s a throat ailment.

  5. Bubba and Joe Bob February 15, 2017

    Me and Joe Bob noticed that Switzerland wasn’t mentioned. Is it because they hold all the money and everbody is afraid to say sumpthing? I guess ya gotta “watch” what ya say around them folks, they might git all cheezed up.

    • Swiss? You guys are really Germans who didn’t fight in WWII, right?

  6. Nothing for Czechia? It’s annoying!

  7. I take it you prudently decided that it is unwise to offend the Dutch.

  8. “Polish Death Camps” …It’s German death camps, God damn it! ;p

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