A Donut Receipt

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  1. Hedberg is all time favorite.

  2. Frank Einstein April 30, 2014

    Mitch was the best.

  3. Just Sayin' April 30, 2014

    They broke up “receipt” in the wrong place. The only place one can properly do so is between the “e” and the “c”.

  4. great comedian… love his punchlines and deliveries!

  5. “several witnesses saw you at the crime scene”
    “no way; I was in another state, buying a $3.55 donut (incl. tax)”

  6. So glad to live in a state with no sales tax!

  7. Born February 24, 1968
    Died March 29, 2005 (agedĀ 37)

    to bad, we lost another great comedian… same way as well many others checked out (cocaine & heroine) OD. =(

    stay clean kiddies…. it’s truly not worth it!

    • It’s “heroin” — “heroine” is the sexist way to spell “hero” when it’s referring to a female person.

  8. he's a moron May 1, 2014

    The receipts are to prove that the attendants are not stealing from the company.

  9. What if you wanted to expense your purchase. You would need the receipt….or if you bought the donut for someone else and wanted them to pay you back the correct amount.
    Just sayin’

  10. Weird as heck

  11. teeter tot May 8, 2014

    That’s crazy

  12. I like escalators.

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